Wednesday, August 31, 2005

James at the Fair - take 2


GOOD NEWS: I found and got to ride the Zipper.

BAD NEWS: - James got sick (threw up twice and went to sleep for 16 straight hours).

UPSIDE: while he was sleeping I caught "Humanoids From the Deep" airing on IFC late night.

Thursday, August 18, 2005

BETWEEN THE SHEETS

Here in San Diego having just had take out Chinese food with my folks and neighbor. Upon opening our fortune cookies, my dad conveyed a fortune cookie rule suggested by an 87 year old friend, which is:

after reading your fortune simply add the words "between the sheets."

So, with that in mind, here's what I got.

THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A FRIEND IS TO BE ONE BETWEEN THE SHEETS.

Good times.

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

Down memory lane w/ Daily, Soles & Van Valkenburgh

After a particularly irritating day at work and on the streets of NYC (one of those stinky days when if feels like you've had to go through a marathon obstacle course just to make it 30 blocks home), I unwound with my pal Laura, dining at Chevy's and then taking in Rob Zombie's "The Devil's Rejects" at AMC's 42nd street cinema.

Not the best movie (a little too mean for my taste), but better than Zombie's "House of 1000 corpses," and not just because the film featured a trio of fine actresses in cameo roles (alas, Karen Black didn't make it back to reprise her role of "Mother Firefly").

Seeing E.G. (Elizabeth) Daily (Valley Girl, Pee-wee's Big Adventure and Rod Stewart's 'young hearts' video), P.J. Soles (Halloween, Rock n Roll High School, Stripes, Carrie) and Deborah Van Valkenburgh (The Warriors, Streets of Fire, and TV's Too Close for Comfort) on the big screen after so many years gave me a warm rush of nostalgia and a nice dose of pop culture euphoria. Still, there is a trace of melancholy lingering in my reaction.

Ms. Daily's had a steady career for decades now, but looks to have had some bad work done on her face (my feeling is that most work is bad work). Elizabeth plays a trashy whore alongside Van Valkenburgh, who looks like an aged Rosario Dawson* and gets her throat slit. And P.J. ("what's a matter Bob, ghost got your tongue?" and "it's totally dark in here") Soles is just old and thick. She was Bill Murray's gal in Stripes. He's alternately old and thick buh has "Lost in Translation" and "The Life Aquatic" on his resume and she's got a shitty cameo in "Jawbreaker" and the honor of getting punched and pummeled by Sid Haig in "Rejects." And don't get me started about the sad state of affairs that has DVV credited one above porn star Ginger Lynn Allen on the IMDP cast page for "The Devil's Rejects"

Okay, I may be a wee bit sad and on a high horse about how cruel this business is to women, but at least Rob Zombie shares an affinity for the women of 70's and 80's B cinema and gave them work. That I love.

Blah, blah, blah.

*Note that until the credits rolled Laura insisted that Deborah really was Rosario

Sunday, August 07, 2005

James & Melissa Get sick at The Greene County Fair

This is on a ride called "The Hustler"
At the Greene County Fair in upstate New York
James and Melissa didn't do too well on the ride
I was hoping that there would be a ZIPPER
but it was a pretty low rent fair.

Thursday, August 04, 2005

Updating my celeb RIP list

Took the time tonight to e-mail my "Celebs 2005" contacts (like-minded, slightly morbid, celebrity-obsessed friends who participate in my annual poll) the following belated updates:

Paul Winchell voice of “Tigger” (6.26.05 age 82)
John Fiedler voice of “Piglet” (6.27.05 age 80)
Luther Vandros (7.1.05 age 54)
James Doohan “Scotty” (pneumonia & Alzheimer’s 7.20.05 age 85)

Wednesday, August 03, 2005

TOO DARN HOT

Ate dinner with our friends Heidi and Rob at El Rey Sol on 14th Street - thinking it'd be nice to dine in their yard/patio. It was crazy hot. Heidi and Rob ordered sizzlin' steak fajitas and immediately regretted the choice. Someone was smoking nearby. Still managed to have a good time (we love Heidi and Rob even though they challenged my gossip that Tom Cruise is sterile and that Harvey Weinstein saw a Doctor for gangrene of the balls).

At home, our non-air-conditioned home, we watched INXS Rock Star (underrated show that it is) and then I took a shower to cool off. No kidding, my Lever body wash was hot.

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

My first picture posting


This is my old dog Cujo (formally Macho). I didn't name him. He's ancient.

My first Blog entry

Having just done a double whammy of Jane Fonda's complete body workout (aerobic portion) and Weight Watcher's Fast Track to Fitness I feel motivated to start a blog like everyone else!