BETWEEN THE SHEETS

Here in San Diego having just had take out Chinese food with my folks and neighbor. Upon opening our fortune cookies, my dad conveyed a fortune cookie rule suggested by an 87 year old friend, which is:

after reading your fortune simply add the words "between the sheets."

So, with that in mind, here's what I got.

THE ONLY WAY TO HAVE A FRIEND IS TO BE ONE BETWEEN THE SHEETS.

Good times.